Friday, January 16, 2009

Extra! Extra! Read All About the Small Part I Will Disclose!


The jury has reached a verdict, the defendant has been charged with a flawed and shameful character, but has not received an execution.  Instead, she is charged with 5 days house arrest, and a year + of probation.   And, NO PHONE OR FACEBOOK.  Well, that killed the metaphor.  Actually my imminent facebook suspension was how I was convinced to start this blog, to combat boredom and also talk to Sydney between now and January 26th.  
               More importantly, The Baltimore Ravens.  Sorry Shittsburgh fans, Sunday is going to be ownage.  Sadly, due to my grounding I will not be able to go out for the game, which means my traditional good-luck Dunkin' Donuts will not be acquired on the way.  Nothing gets me in the mood like 20 minutes explaining my desire for a "latte...lahh-tay, LAH-TAY!" to a woman who barely speaks english.  The mood for football, if that needs any clarification.

1 comment:

  1. Its very possible that the Ravens will lose big simply because of you not being able to have the lucky pre-game doughnut...but I think they will LOSE anyways regardless of the lucky rituals...mug huh?...hmmmmm...you got a mug too?then maybe your ONNNNNN!

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