Lights, Camera, Anti-climax!

Hmmm....how to start this blog? It would be intimidating to begin with something deep and intellectual, not that I am planning on posts of such nature in the future.  Nor am I itching to divulge personal information.  See, I don't very much care for my hopefully existent reader, and maybe, should the great lord shine his light upon my blog,resulting in TWO obviously bored by-passers, my address to the "reader" can be augmented with an optimistic "s", knowing every intimate detail of my life.  

Currently, in front of me sits my homework, TV, phone, and my figurative last supper.  Tomorrow will be my second huge deal "Honor Board" Meeting of my freshman year in High School, this time facing immenent doom (expulsion).  Since yesterday I have been dreading this day as an atheist would dread an execution day.  There are no pleasant aftermaths; either there is no god, no afterlife, nothing but a void. boring right? Conversely, there is always the just as attractive option of an eternity in warm, but not sunny, trip to hell.  All Inclusive!  Faced with these two options there isn't anything to do.  Well besides gorging yourself on cake and nubile jokes and conversations that appeal to the areas of your mind that can still feel trivial and picayune pleasures. (Sydney, consider this a shout out.)  Also, making lists of sex fantasies is a great way to go. (again, sydney) Those will surely appear in a later post.  Another reason to keep reading.  Also! The suspense of wondering what will happen tomorrow?  Will our hero (for lack of a better word.) be expelled from her private school?  Doomed to Public high school and a non-Ivy League college, a life of fatal mediocracy by the standards of her family and friends? I have to wait a whole day.  You only need scroll down!  Lucky Bastards!